Everyone on Pinterest (yes, I went there) is fixated on their bucket lists, all those things that he or (more likely) she want to do before they kick the proverbial bucket. Let's be realistic, a reverse bucket list might be whole lot funnier.
Things I never want to do before I die
1. Go to Vegas "with my girls"
2. Own a condo in Florida
3. Live alone in a mansion with only my life-size Victorian doll collection to keep me company
4. Confront my fears (i.e. heights, sharks, intimacy--just kidding)
5. Live in Minnesota or Idaho or Arkansas
6. Get a Chinese character tattoo that means something like friendship or harmony
7. Be proposed to at a sporting event
8. Go on a roadtrip through Siberia
9. Eat a stick of butter in one sitting
10. Wear an Ed Hardy t-shirt and all related apparel
This is fun.
isn't it funny how #7 would be perfectly acceptable to me?
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Nothing wrong with Minnesota! Dontchya know I'm from there?? :)
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